Ranty RANT RANT

I am so mad today. Freaking AF came at CD 21.

I mean, COME ON!

SO MAD.

I mean, what the f*cking f*ck AF? It's bad enough that I didn't even appear to ovulate doing everything but confirm my fears that there's something wrong with me physically... BUT COME ON.

I feel like if AF were another kid on the playground then she just pushed me in the sandbox and put gum in my hair.

I wish I could get my mom to talk to her mom and we could play nicely together with my BFF, Ovulation. And AF would only come around after O had been here loud and freaking clear.

In other news, I'm still hung over in a sense from a funk that I was put in this weekend. It could have been a mixture of PMS or something leading up to it but it seems like everyone and their dog is pissing me off today. I need to be locked up and the key thrown away until I am not riding bitch roller coaster.

SUNUVAFUGGINB*TCH.

Yes, I may have a hint of tourettes today.

Not even a little bit.

When will this stupid hormonal roller coaster end? When will I see the thermal shift that proves that I ovulated? WHEN!?

It's bad enough that I lost my baby less than 3 months ago. I have no idea why or if I could have done anything to prevent it so my mind makes up reasons which I'm trying to rule out (hypothyroid and PCOS at the moment.) Now I see that my cycle wasn't even 3 weeks long before AF came. This is a problem.

Text exchange with the husband. He's a lucky lucky guy.

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AF Can Rot in Hell
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